Driving back from Death Valley on I-15

Sunday night traffic, inching down a slow-bleeding river of tail lights.
A back-to-back Olive Garden and Outback Steakhouse on the right.

Scrappy: Let’s start our own chain called Olive Outback in the Garden.

Driving to Death Valley

Scrappy: Chili mac is so good.

Me: What’s chili mac?

Scrappy: It’s chili and mac n cheese.

Me: Is it good?

Scrappy: Fuck yeah. Chili’s good. Mac n Cheese is good. Chili mac is good.

Chili mac

Licking coated fingertips clean

Scrappy: 3:15pm. I got some new potato chips from Trader Joe’s that are neither baked nor fried…says they’re popped. They’re damn good but then that damn Dr. Weil popped in my head and I remembered his rant against popped rice cakes. He took the fun out of everything.

Scrappy: 3:50pm. Uh oh, I ate the whole bag of popped chips.

Dr. Weil
 

After a lunch and a dinner of Mexican food

Me: Let’s go to the hot tub later.

Scrappy with distended belly: Ugg. I’m too full. It’d be like Exxon Valdez II in there.


Oil Slick Slime

Heading out the door to lunch

Me: Have you had chicken mole?

Scrappy: Not sure. I’ve eaten alot of chicken skin though, so probably.
Where do you get them? The chicken plastic surgery clinic?
Mole Map

Retreating to internet while away visiting parents

Scrappy: Wanna do brunch when I get back? Found a good recipe.
It’s geared towards a ‘lady.’ Here’s the recipe:

The Lady’s Lunch Burger

Watching video of a pika skitter through mountain meadow

Me: Pika’s are so cute.

Scrappy: People want them as pets. Thing is, they are shy and nippy. Not good pets at all. You go to sleep and the thing runs out and rips off your eyelids.

Me: Dude! I still want one.

Scrappy: You’ll be forced to buy tear drops in a bottle from costco for the rest of your life.

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After eating two plates of corned beef and cabbage

Me: Let’s go to the hot tub later.

Scrappy with distended belly: Ugg. I’m too full. It’d be like the Exxon Valdez in there.

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Google chatting at work in the afternoon part II

Scappy: dr. weil – good. mr. weil – bad. dr. weil turns into mr. weil at night and eats kraft mac n cheese. that’s why he has a belly.

Me: haha

Scrappy: do you know where they get mac n cheese?

me: china?

Scrappy: mr. weil when he goes in for liposuction.

http://www.averagebetty.com/?p=102

Google chatting at work in the afternoon

Me: tom and tracy got the corned beef n cabbage at joe’s. looked sick n wrong. big wet slabs of meat. seriously. inch thick slabs of corned beef that reached to both sides of the plate. 3 slabs per plate.

Scrappy: the bed’s gonna have inch thick slabs of corned beef that reach to both sides tonight {;)…}


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